Devils Haircut

昨天去看太阳对阵火箭的比赛，比赛很平淡，因为太阳打得太差了，怎么投怎么不进。坐在看台对面的学校中国社团组织的中国学生坐在顶层看台上，举着A4大小的标语，喊了一句发现离得太远就偃旗息鼓了。huhu。唯一值得一提的就是打架了，因为俺坐离得也比较远——所以也没有看特别清楚。不过还是有照片为证，虽然不是事件发生的第一秒。

6月22日，在湖人输掉总决赛之后，Kobe前队友现死敌的Shaq奥尼尔在纽约一个pub唱出了自己的心声。
视频如上。歌词如下：
Check it, You know how I be
Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me
Ya know how I be
Last Week Kobe couldn’t do without me

I call myself big but I’m not as good as Biggie
I call myself big cuz I live next to Diddy
Excuse me, Diddy live next to me, so in the hood dawg I feel like B-I-G

Cuz if Biggie was still here, he would be right there, on star island in a mansion somewhere chillin
sitting on about half a billion, cuz me and gunz can buy sh** that’s half a billion

Forreal dawg now that’s B-I-G, there aint nobody in the world do it bigger than me
That’s like a white boy trying to be more n**** than me
That’s like a homeless cat having more figures than me

That’s like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me
That’s like rappers having..cars (inaudible)things than me
That’s …like you saying to yourself you better than me
That’s like Kareem saying to himself he better than me
Now stop, think about that, it aint about that, its about B-I-G AKA Shaq
Now that’s the difference between first and last place,

Chorus:
Kobe, N****, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Kobe, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Everybody, Kobe Tell me how my azz taste

I’m a horse, Kobe rat-ed me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced
He said Shaq gave a b**** a Mil, I don’t do that cause my name Shaquille
I love em, I don’t leave em’ I got a vasectomy, now I can’t breed them

Chorus:
Kobe How my azz taste
Everybody, Kobe how my azz taste
Yeah, you can’t do without me
Kobe, You can’t do without me (repeat 2 times)
Everybody, Kobe, Tell how my azz taste (Collective)
Yeah….

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要不然怎么说Shaq多才多艺呢，不愧是发过唱片的啊，Chorus部分，Kobe，tell me how my ass taste还是很吊的哈。shaq应该可以和国内的科黑联系一下，让大家学习一下发声，以后就可以group battle了.