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看看NBC如何煽情

NBC的体育主播BOB COSTAS在北京奥运闭幕式之后做了一个小Ending,内容简直煽情到不行,之后配上航拍中国的壮丽山河以及奥运16天无数精彩瞬间,简直可以当催泪弹用。以下是内容。不知道有没有人帮忙剪辑以下最后15分钟的总结,让大家可以再重温一下。via fang’s bites

Well, just as the marathon was one of the concluding events of the Olympic Games, we are now bringing our broadcast marathon to a close. Beyond the competitive drama, every Olympics provides a snapshot of a city and a country at a point in time. This one was more compelling than most, since China’s rise and its ongoing transformation is the global story, not only of the moment, but likely of the foreseeable future. These Olympics were a milestone in that still unfolding story. And while history will tell us whether or not the Olympics provided China with the confidence to not only build on its considerable strengths, but also to address its considerable problems. This much we know.

This is a country so vast, a people with lives so varied and a history so rich and complex that no visitor can fully grasp it. Still, of these Games, no advanced degree in international relations was required to appreciate the genuine warmth of the Chinese people, the honest pride in their country and how seriously Chinese citizens, famous Olympians, to everyday men and women, took this chance to show themselves to the world.

All Olympics are important to the host city. These Games were monumentally important to the host nation, which happens to be home to 1/5 of humanity. All that said, just as these Olympics were significant politically, they were also very significant competitively. Beijing turned out to be among the most memorable Olympics ever.

One headline was anticipated before the Games began, and then verified here. For the first time since the fall of the Berlin Wall, an ongoing Olympic rivalry shapes up. In Beijing, the U.S. won 110 medals-the most it’s ever won at a non-American Olympics. But China, second in the overall count, easily won the most golds here, and the most by any country since the old Soviet Union in 1988. Many of China’s triumphs went beyond excellence. Their perfection and precision, simply beautiful to behold. China is now a sports power with a sophisticated state-supported sports system. They will be at or near the top of the medal list at London and beyond.

Meanwhile, the Americans had plenty to cheer about. Beach volleyball pairs both prevailing, Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson winning gold and winning hearts, the men’s basketball team doing exactly what they set out to do-winning, yes-but also redeem and redefine the image and purpose of the U.S. program.

These Games reached multiple crescendos. From the beginning, there was Michael Phelps, who now ranks among the very greatest Olympians ever and who is also now in the top tier of the best and most popular contemporary athletes in any sport-unheard of for a swimmer, until Phelps.

Just about the time Phelps left the pool, a Jamaican jet zoomed over the track. The sprints are supposed to be decided by blinks of an eye, not by bolts of speed so astonishing that, like the spectators, the competitors can only marvel at the world’s– and history’s– fastest man. More nations, 204, participated here than in any Games before. And more won medals, 87, than ever before as well.

But beyond the medal podium, the Olympics remain a human panorama, with many also– ran finishes and first-round eliminations, nonetheless representing epic personal stories, only appreciated by the participants themselves and their families, friends and countrymen.
Theses Games began with Zhang Yimou’s stunning Opening Ceremony, so boldly conceived and brilliantly executed, that it set a standard for such occasions unlikely to be equaled. And tonight, with more theatrical touches, the curtain came down. So the people of the world came to Beijing, and the people of China extended their hands. You don’t have to speak a word of Mandarin to understand that.

I’ve been fortunate to be involved with many memorable Olympics, and in many ways, this has been the most memorable. In no small part, due to the efforts of the small army of people who worked tirelessly to bring these Games home to you. For these colleagues, I will always have enormous professional regard and personal gratitude.

The names of these talented men and women accompany this final montage of the images of China and Olympic moments-moments we hope resonate with you as they have with us. Good night, this one last time, from China.

紫薇阿姨可以安息了

曾几何时,胡紫薇阿姨对于我们的劝谕还犹弦在耳,“中国 在输出价值观之前,不能称之为大国!”——今天的奥运闭幕式就真真的输出了一把!——大概是自鸦片战争之后第一次的文化输出!那就是!——————春晚!!!

闭幕式从王力宏Rain等人唱歌开始就变成了春晚,惨不忍睹,以致NBC的主播在说了一句,Oh,a familiar face,here is Jackie Chan之后,就长达10分钟一句话都没说,估计是被中国春晚这种载歌载舞(又称群魔乱舞)唱Hardcore Rap(“咱老百姓今晚上真Ya真高兴”)的阵势惊呆了!

满赛!中国!满赛!文化输出!

100.

奥运算是平安结束了,不仅平安,似乎可以说获得了满堂彩。

本来想熬夜看闭幕式的,后来没顶住就睡觉了,不过电脑开着算是听到了闭幕式。看照片,这个东西让我想起来韦小宝里面神龙神教的那个啊啊啊….

yahoo一向很酸的特约评论,列举了北京奥运的winner和loser们,最大的赢家当然是中国与中国人,当然赢家还有吃没吃药也没人知道的Felps(肥而不死),一路打得都很随意的Kobe,还有在起跑线上就开始庆祝胜利的牙买加人Bolt;Losers包括诈伤退赛的刘翔,还有奥委会主席罗格。

我还是很喜欢另外一段很讽刺的,北京的空气污染SMOG是本次奥运的失败者,因为政府、停工的工厂、自愿少开车的北京市民齐心协力击败了Smog,当然也要感谢2场很及时的雨,奥运后段的空气质量出奇的好;不过Smog即将成为胜利者,因为奥运结束,限制取消,工厂开工、几十万辆汽车继续在街上蠕动,甚至几百万被轰出北京的务工人员回到北京生炉子的烟都预示一切将恢复常态。所以中国最大的人权问题,不是西藏,不是达尔富尔,不是微波轮子,也不是其他,是空气污染,哪怕不能弄出蓝天白云青山绿水,至少也要学美国把污染都放在别的国家。

100块奖牌,51%是金牌,不错,大家都狠high。至少这次Coming-out party是成功了,我昨天给小P说,奥运成功结束更加凸现刘翔退赛就是一个joke,回过头来看,奥运已经拿了这么多金牌,统治了奖牌榜,谁会那么在意刘翔那块?或者关心美国的自由世界的媒体把金银铜牌算在一起的傻叉排行呢?

我叫这个——大国心态。

奥运结束,100分。

同情冬日娜

最近似乎大家都不爽CCTV的运动场内主持人冬日娜,连一向大度的和菜头都发帖讽刺伊,估计和她对几个田径运动员失败的采访有关系——

冬日娜问过史东鹏更经典的三个问题
1.“你觉得和刘翔在同一个时代是不是很悲哀?”
2. 开赛之前问史东鹏:“你有没有信心得亚军??因为冠军已经是刘翔了 ”
3. 赛后问史东鹏:“刚才的比赛你尽力了吗?”

其实冬日那问得这几个问题cctv的记者经常不失时机地问运动员,经常搞得运动员没办法回答,核心就是经常让运动员回答自己是不是尽力了——这不是废话么,尤其是那些没有夺冠的运动员,我不知道他们应该怎么说:我没有尽力,真可惜,奥运四年一次,等下一届吧~~~还是:我尽力了,但是水平有限阿,父老乡亲,对不住了~~~

还有一个经常问得就是你比赛时候在想什么,这个问题也是相当白吃,估计是在期待运动员回答:想起来了父母队友领导男女朋友家里的孩子中南海的主席电视机前的观众~~~ anyway,就是那些艺术人生的讨论。

不过伊也挺可怜,被网友群起攻之,毕竟她的业务水平在cctv还是高于平均水平的。

holy sh1t

 

这是迪拜在建的那个世界最高楼,最高可达950m,180层——金茂的2倍

 

看这张照片就晕

iPhone小妹

近日,一名英国消费者在买回iPhone开机之后发现,一台全新的iPhone里面竟然已经有了多张照片,而且其中一张还被设置成桌面图片!根据Gizmodo采集来的情报,怀疑这几张照片是apple在中国的代工厂富士康的一位女员工在做质检的情景,拍摄者应该是另外一位(女)质检员,至于为什么出现拍照之后没有删除的情景并且还成为桌面,就不得而知了。

这里有更多照片

有读者怀疑这是Steve放出烟雾弹,显示apple的代工厂内环境清洁,工人也乐在其中(- - ),不过也有美国读者怀疑这位mm的年龄是否属于童工范围,当然也有留言赞扬iphone mm很口爱,牙齿很白~~~

via digg via gizmodo via macrumors

鸟巢可能无法见证任何中国运动员夺冠

在yahoo一篇煽情的文章中看到一个惊人的事实,就是随着刘翔退出,国家体育场鸟巢在本届奥运会中将没有机会见证中国运动员夺冠,因为刘翔出局基本宣告中国田径队冲金失败。从这个观点看,不能不说是本届奥运对中国运动员和老百姓的一个遗憾。

不要搞这么煽情好不好

看完男篮接着又看了一遍刘翔退赛之后的新闻发布会,中国的女记者强行把刘翔的教练孙海平问哭,之后沈冰和沙桐两个主持人又看是煽情,沈冰搞得自己要泪洒主持台的样子。

拜托,不要搞这么情绪化不好,刘翔因伤退出只是一次比赛中一个运动员无奈的选择而已,只是恰恰这个比赛不是普通比赛,而这位运动员是被给予厚望的明星,仅此而已,不要搞的刘翔退出成为象征民主自由人性光辉,或者中国人自我意识崛起的里程碑,甚至为退出比赛叫好;同样,我不明白骂刘翔丢中国人脸的人自己有没有给中国人争过脸,这早已经不是陈真踢爆“东亚病夫”的时代了,中国人的脸又不会因为少了众多金牌中的一枚被丢掉。

还有就是有人觉得刘翔应该忍痛至少走过110米,这也是不知道跨栏规则瞎叫唤,他脚踝那么痛又不能跳跃了,如果不能跳跃,刘翔根本不可能完成比赛,因为规则允许后腿带倒栏,其他地方都不能碰栏架,所以刘翔如果一蹦一跳也不可能跨越第一个栏架的,所以只能退出了。